Crypto Avengers Assemble: what’s Trump planning

GM. The Every day Squeeze: the place blockchain will get diced, sliced, and blended right into a fruit salad of crypto chaos.

👑 Donald Trump nominates David O. Sacks to be “White Home AI & Crypto Czar.”

🤠 Hawk Tuah woman’s rug pull drama is unfolding.

🍋 Information drops: STEPN x Adidas are dropping bodily sneakers for NFT holders, Pump.enjoyable will get banned within the UK + extra

🍍 Market taste right now

The Concern and Greed Index dipped to 72 right now, so we have moved from “AAAA LFG TO THE MOON” to a extra chill “yup, nonetheless hyped.” That $100K second was just about like a teen going by way of puberty – Bitcoin insists it wasn’t only a part (spoiler alert: it was, form of – it spent a lot of the day inside the $95K – 100K vary).

Jamie Coutts from Actual Imaginative and prescient gave us a fast actuality verify: these all-time highs have been reached “within the face of a deteriorating liquidity backdrop.” If issues worsen, the rally might be short-lived. But when they ease up, BTC’s gonna shoot up once more after a pullback.

TL;DR: Brief-term seems chaotic; long-term continues to be very bullish.

Analysts over at Bernstein additionally see a optimistic larger image. Their prediction? Bitcoin’s gonna substitute gold as the principle “retailer of worth” over the subsequent decade. Discuss to me.

Lengthy story quick, for now, BTC’s grounded – however you know it is staring out the window and plotting one thing large. Your job? Keep alert so you’ll be able to catch it within the act 🕵️

🥝 Memecoin harvest

Who’s using the hype prepare right now? 🚂

Why? Roaring Kitty posted a bizarre subliminal message on X, and the group did what it needed to do.

Coinbase listed the memecoin – and so the occasion began.

The token blew up in October when somebody despatched $40K value of it to Terminal of Truths – an AI shitposter bot on X.

One other AI Agent token.

🦸 The Crypto Avengers

Donald Trump is out right here gathering pro-crypto individuals in his group like they’re Infinity Stones. And the lineup’s wanting fairly fireplace up to now, tbh:

VP: JD Vance – BTC holder;

SEC Chair: Paul Atkins – extra about him right here;

Treasury Secretary: Scott Bessent – hedge fund supervisor, crypto = freedom advocate;

Secretary of Commerce: Howard Lutnick – crypto bull, has that “BTC is gold 2.0 and needs to be tradable in every single place” vibe to him;

Division of Authorities Effectivity (DOGE): Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy – no additional feedback right here… the identify speaks for itself.

And I would like DJ Khaled to tug up now, ‘trigger we have ANOTHER ONE 🥰

Trump introduced Solana bull David O. Sacks as his decide for “White Home AI & Crypto Czar.” Initially, wtf is that? Second of all, I am listenin’.

Trump says this position is about ensuring the US stays aggressive in AI and crypto, two areas he calls vital for the longer term. Here is what Sacks will likely be as much as:

Defending free speech on-line;
Steering the US away from Large Tech bias and censorship;
Serving to construct a CLEAR authorized framework for crypto (our prayers have been answered, lastly).

All thought of, I am not saying that is bullish, however… yeah, it’s very bullish 🚀

🤪 Pull a rug on that thang

Each every now and then, random individuals say the dumbest sh*t, go viral, after which out of the blue – they are a meme-turned-celebrity.

A number of years in the past, we had the Money Me Ousside woman. She took her second of fame and turned it right into a rap profession. And never even the noname SoundCloud one – she’s received options with large names within the trade + lots of of thousands and thousands of views.

And now, there’s the Hawk Tuah woman. Should you’re a doom-scrolling enjoyer  (✋😃🤚 responsible!), you have positively seen her (and, at this level, you probably wanna throw up whenever you hear that catchphrase).

Her actual identify’s Haliey Welch, and he or she’s additionally cashed in on her viral second – her podcast referred to as Discuss Tuah is now #5 globally.

May’ve been a very good success story… however she determined to get into memecoins. The HAWK token launched.

This token did pop off in a short time, reaching a market cap of $500M. However then, guess what? 🤠 She rugged, and it dipped to $25M 🤠 What a shock 🤠

Seems, 95% of the provision was held by one insider cluster, however, clearly, Welch and her group swore they hadn’t bought a single token.

Naturally, crypto whistleblower Coffeezilla needed to get entangled – he joined an X Area with the HAWK gang to name them out on all of the, you recognize, dumping on followers. Their response? Take a chill tablet, bro.

… A WHAT NOW?

So, what’s subsequent? Legislation corporations wanna sue Welch. And for the remainder of us? If this 12 months’s gazillions of celebrity-backed rug pulls have not taught us something, idk what’s going to.

🍋 Information drops

👟 STEPN GO x Adidas introduced their first-ever bodily product: limited-edition Ultraboost 5 kicks. These dangerous boys drop by way of 4 raffles from December 13-17, with two solely for NFT holders.

🥊 The SEC fired again at Binance, Binance.US, and CZ with the identical arguments about operating an unregistered securities change. Ripple’s CLO referred to as out the regulator’s wild declare that crypto has “no inherent worth.”

⛔️ Pump.enjoyable is not out there within the UK. The ban comes three days after the FCA gave the platform a warning.

🐧 Pudgy Penguins are launching their very own token, PENGU. It will drop on Solana with a complete provide of 88,888,888,888.

🇨🇦 USDC is formally the primary stablecoin to verify all of the packing containers for Canada’s new itemizing guidelines. This implies it is secure from being delisted by the tip of this 12 months.

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